A Letter To A Dumb F***

You're too hasty, Sir,

You don't know me. And don't assume you do: Its an immense underestimation of my complex qualities, given you knew me for, what, two weeks before your judgment call? People who have known me my entire life are still learning things about me, so what does that tell you...?
I have never once implied I know who you are. Yet you continue to write these emails, make these phone calls, send these text messages saying I don't know you. Um....? I seemed to have missed ever saying that.... Ohhhh maybe it's because I didn't. =|
Lets put it this way... you're ignorant of anything and everything pertaining to me. You have no room to put out opinions and assume what I'm saying because you don't know me. You're projecting. And I don't put up with people who project.

Typical Guy? What does that even mean????

"Typical Guy" Has been given a negative connotation...

How many of you girls out there have heard from nearly every single guy you know that they're "different" and don't want to be classified with the rest of the "guys"? I have heard from, not just guys I don't like or guys who're trying to hook up with me, but even friends that they're different than the typical guy. Lets look at this...
You ARE a guy. You have a penis... yes you... have a penis... you are a guy whether you want to think you're one or not. Even to some of you gay dudes who like to call yourself one of the "girlfriiieeennds". No. You do not have a period once a month. Your boobs don't get swollen from time to time, and NO you CANNOT produce a child in your non female body. You're a guy. Get used to it, get over it.
My view of the "typical" guy is one that can have a boner, loves his sports, watches his little action flicks, while STILL managing to have his quirks.Whether it be art, or dancing, or even secretly loving chick flicks. Whoooo cares? You can still manage to see a pretty girl and say or even think, doood she's hot!
Now some of you are confusing a JACK ASS with a TYPICAL GUY. Jack ass is a subcategory of Typical Guy. I'm not going to go too far into that one, because we all know what a Jack Ass Guy is. Haha. I'm just allowing you to see that Typical Guy forks into Jack Ass and Sweetheart.
Everyone's different. Yes you're different from other guys because everyone's their own person with their own thoughts. So using that term to make yourself sound better to girls is above everything else, stupid. How about you start being yourself and stop telling people you're different. Because when you look at it, you're only making yourself the same given you're telling people you're not like other guys just like the other guys have been saying they're not like other guys.
Just pick your subcategory and stop being such a pussy.