20.1.09

Typical Guy? What does that even mean????

"Typical Guy" Has been given a negative connotation...

How many of you girls out there have heard from nearly every single guy you know that they're "different" and don't want to be classified with the rest of the "guys"? I have heard from, not just guys I don't like or guys who're trying to hook up with me, but even friends that they're different than the typical guy. Lets look at this...
You ARE a guy. You have a penis... yes you... have a penis... you are a guy whether you want to think you're one or not. Even to some of you gay dudes who like to call yourself one of the "girlfriiieeennds". No. You do not have a period once a month. Your boobs don't get swollen from time to time, and NO you CANNOT produce a child in your non female body. You're a guy. Get used to it, get over it.
My view of the "typical" guy is one that can have a boner, loves his sports, watches his little action flicks, while STILL managing to have his quirks.Whether it be art, or dancing, or even secretly loving chick flicks. Whoooo cares? You can still manage to see a pretty girl and say or even think, doood she's hot!
Now some of you are confusing a JACK ASS with a TYPICAL GUY. Jack ass is a subcategory of Typical Guy. I'm not going to go too far into that one, because we all know what a Jack Ass Guy is. Haha. I'm just allowing you to see that Typical Guy forks into Jack Ass and Sweetheart.
Everyone's different. Yes you're different from other guys because everyone's their own person with their own thoughts. So using that term to make yourself sound better to girls is above everything else, stupid. How about you start being yourself and stop telling people you're different. Because when you look at it, you're only making yourself the same given you're telling people you're not like other guys just like the other guys have been saying they're not like other guys.
Just pick your subcategory and stop being such a pussy.

9 comments:

Cypher said...

But, Christine, I really AM different...

Moosie said...

Words words words, I'm a firm believer in actions =)

Cypher said...

that can be arranged ;-). i do not make a habit of not living up to my word.

Moosie said...

A little cocky, aren't we. =D

Cypher said...

oh its not quite so much cocky. thats part of it. i prefer confident, but you can think of it how you like, im sure you will anyway. so, what do yah say?

Moosie said...

I'll have to get back to ya. =P

Cypher said...

okay, well how do you feel about cards and beer?

Moosie said...

Well... I never know what I'm doing when it comes to cards but, by sheer luck, win a lot.
And beer... eh I get friendly...

Cypher said...

haha well that sounds like a plan. so, tonite, cards, beer, fun. lets do it.